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12 Brave Married Couples Share Their Beyond-Hilarious Wedding Fails
1. The Un-light-able Candle
Some things just aren't meant to be, like the lighting of user straitsofdire's unity candle. After the couple failed to light it with their two individual candles and an awkward silence ensued (it was "somewhere between 10 seconds and eternity," straitsofdire writes), the priest moved the ceremony along and left the candle smoldering.
2. The Surprise Shuffle
To save money, user HalBriston opted to create an iTunes playlist for his reception instead of spending extra on a DJ. He worked hard to put the songs in just the right order for the event, with the first dance song followed by Paul Simon's "Father and Daughter" for the father-daughter dance. Things started out great, but when someone hit shuffle, his playlist was thrown off course — and Outkast's "Hey-Ya!" played instead. The reaction photo, seen below, is absolutely priceless.
3. The Under-the-Weather Bride
User ConradSchu's new bride had a rough night of it: After coming down with the flu, she threw up at the reception, medicated herself with NyQuil and ended up passing out. As for ConradSchu? "Spent wedding night watching late night TV," the user wrote.
4. The Great Distraction
Distracted by the bride's, erm, assets, Barbdwyer22 spaced out during a very important part of the ceremony: the part when you're supposed to say "I do." "They had to yell my name a few times before I snapped out of it, and it was all caught on film."
5. The Fussy Flower Girl
"No" was not the answer the 4-year-old flower girl wanted to hear when she asked Zen_Drifter's wife if she could walk down the aisle with her. When it was the answer she got, the flower girl threw the flowers on the ground andstompeddown the aisle. Sounds like someone needed a nap...
6. The Ringer
When a phone started ringing in the middle of LesWaff's wedding, the priest was not amused. As he started lecturing the congregation about turning off their phones, however, he realized it was his cell that had been ringing. Oops.
7. The Forgetful Officiant
Maybe the third time isn't always the charm: The magistrate at DiffidentDissident's wedding called her by her husband's ex-girlfriend's name three separate times throughout the ceremony. He then, "made a crack about taking each other off life support. I had 'unplugged' my mom a couple of years prior."
8. The Cutting of the Cake
User thursday_13 writes that there was a series of unfortunate events at his wedding. The most unfortunate, though? When the couple took photos in front of the cake, an aunt and her friend mistakenly interpreted the photo-taking as a sign it was time to serve it. "They carved it up and handed it out so we never got to cut the cake. (I was robbed of the opportunity to get cake smushed in my face.)"
9. The Troublemaker
At user wekiva's daughter's wedding, the ceremony's officiant got drunk and ran his car in to the catering truck. "He then tried to claim he was injured, and it was actually the catering truck that had hit him— and then sued the caterer, venue and those paying him." Yeesh.
10. The Great Goblet Tragedy
User local gyro's mother-in-law burst into tears when the newlyweds didn't use the engraved toasting goblets she had gotten them. But there was one little problem: She had never told the couple she had bought them.
11. The Down-in-the-Dumps DJ
Note to self: Check on the state of your DJ's love life before allowing him or her to work your wedding. Just ask user berlinblades. The DJ at his wedding was dumped the night before the ceremony, and she only played break-up songs at the reception. The good news? The bride took over for a fews hours until a replacement could be found, and she was an absolute hit. Plus, "the big black headphones and mixer looks cool with a wedding dress."
12. The Broke Groomsmen
It wasn't until just a few hours before tigerdactyl's wedding that three of the user's brothers, who were all groomsmen, mentioned that they hadn't gotten their tuxedos. They've never been good with money, tigerdactyl wrote, but they had almost a yearto save up the they needed. Thankfully, the user's three uncles were able to pay for one tuxedo each and save the day.
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